what are protein farts and IS THERE A CURE
by Sandra and Nick
If you've successfully found this site, you already know what protein farts are. They are the very reason most people around disapprove of your healthy habits, yet for some reason nobody is willing to discuss this issue.
If you want to get rid of them as quickly as possible - and for good, this site is for you. Let's quickly discuss the causes and and most common solutions to this problem.
If you want to get rid of them as quickly as possible - and for good, this site is for you. Let's quickly discuss the causes and and most common solutions to this problem.
THE SOLUTION
Just like you suddenly increased your protein intake, the amount of digestive enzymes which your body desperately needs should also go up. It makes perfect sense - yet so few of us think about it.
The day I started supplementing with the product shown on the left was the day I stopped embarrassing myself by making my boyfriend run out of the room every time. But it is not the only product that we will recommend, there are a lot of other budget options on our remedies page. We've tried a lot of similar solutions and have reviewed and listed all that are actually good - by the way most suck :( There is enough variety on the list and since Nick loves experimenting the list will grow. We are also open to suggestions :) |
Life after farts
We've included a FAQ section and aim to expand it with any additional info you require. However we think that what's included here should be sufficient to most.
And when you've finally got rid of all the toxicity surrounding you wherever you go, what better way to celebrate this than having a good laugh with some of the best protein fart comedy on the web forums today. About us |
Sandra is not your typical girl. She's used to seeing guys remove weights while they are taking turns with her on the deadlift and bench. And she doesn't give a crap about behaving well in public places.
Love her or hate her, if it wasn't for her no-****s-given attitude you wouldn't have this information at your disposal, because she'd be too busy blushing after her latest fragrance-bomb.
Love her or hate her, if it wasn't for her no-****s-given attitude you wouldn't have this information at your disposal, because she'd be too busy blushing after her latest fragrance-bomb.
Nick's abs have landed him modeling deals, but he decided to eventually follow his passion and become a personal trainer and nutritional expert. With formal education, years of experience in the field and a passion to stop gyms from smelling so bad, he's certain that his efforts will make the world (and gym) a better place.